Stumbled on this cracked-out amateur vid—some desperate housewife with a clit bigger than my fucking thumb. No makeup, shaky cam, her moans sound like a dying seagull. She’s spread eagle on a stained couch, fingering that meaty monstrosity like she’s digging for gold. Kept yelling “You like my fucking dick-clit?” to nobody. Comments were a warzone: dudes either horrified or obsessed. Honestly? Couldn’t look away. Felt like witnessing a car crash… if the car was her dignity. 10/10 would regret watching again.